Who's bringin the .45? Never mind, I got that part covered.
As for the card, well, ya know....After I had filled my pick-up bed with lumber, I handed that man my credit card. He said: "Layman, I can't take this, that aint your name on this card." I said, "Well, that's cool, homey, I'll just write you a check, then...He said: "Layman, everybody know your checks aint no good. Cash, mofo"
I said: "Sho nuff. I'll run home and get the cash for you..how much was it again?" He said: "$3227.68" And ya know what? That fool let me drive on away, with the lumber still in my truck. The chump.
Point is, that pic is too well-known now to be useful. I got new ID cards now. And I'll have a new one next month, too. I sell my old ones cheap, if you're interested.