Well SOMEONE's got to get things done...
Dancing is good. And since boys never want to dance, the girls have to dance together. Hmmmmmm, that's not making me mad. Happy. Cuz girls dance better than boys.
These three guys are on a beach and find a lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out. (Have there been dissertations on the "rub it and something good happens" theme in folktales? But I digress.) Then one of 'em asks to be rich. Poof -- he's rich. One of 'em asks to be, um, I don't know (I'm terrible at telling jokes) tall. Yeah. Poof -- he's tall. Then one of 'em asks to be smart. Poof -- he's a woman.
I need more carrots...
Gosh, craven, look at those pores! Can I pick some ointment up for you at the store?
Girls are MUCH better dancers.
I just read this thing about people not taking dates to prom anymore -- 10% up from 3 or something -- in part because there are all of these line dances that don't require partners and so gals are like whatever I'm not going with Mr. Schmuck just to have a date, I'll go with my friends.
The article said it like it was a brand-new development, but that's what my friends did for prom. I didn't go at all. (Too-cool boyfriend thought it was dumb, I was neutral.)
I gotta go, when I get back I hope there's a veritable sea of angry wimmin.
(Craven doesn't get that if he lays out what he wants from women, the opposite will happen. "Oh, a veritable sea, eh? Let's go see what KICKY's up to...")
You don't have to look too far.
Here's what I'm up to.
Fake Orgasms. Ha! It's a lie! Women don't fake orgasms! Have you ever caught a woman faking an orgasm? No, of course you haven't. They always tell you they faked it afterwards, and usually it's during some type of disagreement. How convenient. It's a powerplay, and a lie, propagated by women to get the upper hand on men, the superior gender!
By the way, don't tell Gala I said that. She scares me a little.
Sozobe, eBeth--
I'm here and working up to a mild froth. Cardboard myths rate only a mild froth--unless either of you had your feelings wounded?
Wooh hoo, one of my favorites! You gonna do The Vogue with sozobe?
Women are evil. Lucky for us they're also so laughably weak!
(runs quickly from the room)
Feelings wounded? Not hardly.
I think Kicky wounded himself sprinting out of the room, though. Wow, running into a door really can give you a shiner. Who knew?
Yawwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn - man that bait is getting waaay old - and Craven's top is far too low - I can see the nipples......a little subtlety is called for when yer trawling....
I definitely believe in cyber-sisterhood. Definitely. grrrr & all that stuff
sozobe wrote:(Craven doesn't get that if he lays out what he wants from women, the opposite will happen.
TheBoy's young, give him time.
<high-fives littlek>
<wonders if high-fiving is dorky>
<shrugs>
