chai2
 
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 06:33 pm
No, really.

Get out of my kitchen when I'm cooking.

I'm not kidding, get...out....

AARRRRRHHHHH.....HOT OIL!!!!

GET OUT!!!

 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 06:40 pm
"OK, I get it. I'll go over at the Side Tap 'n have a short one and a schnaps. I've reloaded all my deer rounds anyways."
chai2
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 06:43 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
You got the right idea.

Wally has been over at Bill's house since "The Pork Chop Incident"

I will have to call him to come home. He's not stupid.
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 06:45 pm
Always good to check the wind.
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ehBeth
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 06:50 pm
@chai2,
Oma? Oma, is that you?
chai2
 
  4  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 06:53 pm
Seriously though, I don't like having people in my kitchen with me when I cook.

Other people are of no help, especially when they insist on helping you.
Having other people around breaks my timing and my rhythm.

I'm a lone wolf.
chai2
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 06:55 pm
@ehBeth,
ehBeth wrote:

Oma? Oma, is that you?


Laughing

yes.

Now get out.
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ehBeth
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 06:58 pm
@chai2,
http://www.fort-lauderdale-injury-lawyer-blog.com/Wheelan_228x371.jpg
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 07:00 pm
and now I'll just

http://sydneylivingmuseums.com.au/sites/default/files/EF_100313231.jpg

skedaddle
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 07:01 pm
@chai2,
I guess we won't be doing this in your kitchen

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130510065555/mayberry/images/4/43/The_Pageant_Clara_Edward_Aunt_Bee.jpg
Pearlylustre
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 07:10 pm
@chai2,
Quote:
Seriously though, I don't like having people in my kitchen with me when I cook.


100% agree especially if I'm having people here for dinner and I've got a lot of multitasking to do. If I need to use the sink I don't want my husband standing in the way washing up utensils and bowls that I haven't finished with anyway.
hawkeye10
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 07:25 pm
I used to operate that way but The Frugal Gourmet changed my mind. Now I say the more the merrier, and lets drink wine as we cook together.

I have no regrets, though I am careful about who I delegate what project to.
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 07:28 pm
@Pearlylustre,
My husband was a good cook, even early in our lives. Usually we switched off, whichever of us had time, but cheezits, his help was always smart, tuned in.

You all married clods?
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 07:30 pm
@chai2,
Can I at least get a ginger beer and some mixed nuts? I'll be out of here in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
http://i60.tinypic.com/2mha1qx.jpg
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 08:59 pm
@tsarstepan,
Yeah sure, but don't come at me from behind or anything.
chai2
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 09:05 pm
@Pearlylustre,
Pearlylustre wrote:

If I need to use the sink I don't want my husband standing in the way washing up utensils and bowls that I haven't finished with anyway.


Oh God, you got that right.

Right before I tossed his ass out, he was trying to tie up the garbage bag, which was only half full, and I still had all sorts of of odds and ends to dispose of. If you take it out now, I'll be putting the wrapper from raw pork in a new bag. God.

Also, for some reason, it was imperative at that moment that roland and otis got 4 ice cubes in their water, even though they were no where in sight.

Speaking of washing up "No! Don't start the dishwasher yet. In 5 minutes I'll have a pan, 2 bowls and a plate to add, then it'll be full. GET OUT OF HERE!
hawkeye10
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 09:19 pm
@chai2,
I hope Wally is more in tune with you when it comes to sex. Does he suck at that too?
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Pearlylustre
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2014 10:55 pm
@ossobuco,
Quote:
You all married clods?


Not a clod. We live in separate countries much of the time so he can look after himself. He's Japanese and has some good basic Japanese home cooking skills. When we first married he was working long days pretty much seven days a week to build up his business so it was natural that I did the cooking and it's just stayed that way. I'm not a brilliant cook but I'm better than him (Japanese and Australian) and I usually enjoy cooking so it works out well....as long as he stays out of the kitchen until the meal is over (only sitting at the table pouring my wine is allowed).
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Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2014 01:02 am
@ehBeth,
ehBeth wrote:

I guess we won't be doing this in your kitchen

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130510065555/mayberry/images/4/43/The_Pageant_Clara_Edward_Aunt_Bee.jpg



Oh, we do!

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izzythepush
 
  3  
Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2014 03:18 am
How can you manage without help like this?

 

 
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