WA2K Radio is now on the air, Part 3

Punch man, What a surprise to realize that those are male witches making Irish Stew. Shouldn't they be called Warlocks?

THE EVERYWHERE JUBILEE YEAR.

(Sung by a sanguine Provincial Mayor to a well-known
Nursery Tune.)

At Town-hall Meetings, from the chair,
I've put it to them flat,
How this Imperial affair
Was sending round the hat,
With a " Jubilee " here and a " Jubilee " there ;
Here a " Ju," there a " bi,"
Everywhere a " lee,"
Until the fact I've made quite clear
That this is the Everywhere Jubilee Year !

Some are for thrift, some for expense,
Each to his hobby clings,
And those who give their pounds or pence
All want all sorts of things,
Some want a park here, some want a park there,
Here a park, there a park,
Everywhere a park.

Some'll have a pump here, some'll have a pump there,
Here a pump, there a pump,
Everywhere a pump.
And they'll vote for it here, and they'll vote for it there,
Here a vote, there a vote,
Everywhere a vote :
-Till it's "Jubilee" here, and it's "Jubilee" there,
Here a " Ju," there a " bi,"
A Everywhere a "lee,"
And brings the fact home doubly clear,
That this is the Everywhere Jubilee Year!

And so I move the whole machine;
Turn on the public tap ;
Though some, who say they're " Not so green,"
Won't give a single rap.
But I put a screw on here, and I put a screw on there,
Here a screw, there a screw,
Everywhere a screw :
And I try a dodge here, and I try a dodge there,
Here a dodge, there a dodge,
Everywhere a dodge.
For the Queen she'll be here, and the Queen she'll be there,
Here the Queen, there the Queen,
Everywhere the Queen ;
And she'll make a Knight here, she'll make a Knight there,
Here a Knight, there a Knight,
Everywhere a Knight.
So it's Jubilee" here, and it's "Jubilee" there,
Were a ' Ju," there a " bi,"
Everywhere a''lee,"
An I fancy I see my way quite clear
How t0 Work this Everywhere Jubilee Year!