oddly omniscient about owls and octopi
quite quick with quince questions
Valentine greeting card creator
WB Yeats' official representative a propos the morality of Mansfield Park.
X-asperated for getting the $%&(* not so x-citing Xylophone-playing xenophobic 'X'!
Yelling "Yoohoo!" to yapping yahoos on a yak-filled yellow yacht in Yemen
For diane--fumbling forth without thinking.