Dialing phone sex numbers each and every night after watching the Simpsons naked.
Eating caviar with Donald Trump, et al.
Filleting fish frequently on fridays while flipping flapjacks and frying frogs legs with a friend from Fredericksburg.
Googling great gobs of information on goats, goat cheese and anything goat-related gayly with Gary from Gary (Indiana)
Hillary Clinton's Homosexual Herbal Healer, heating up Hyacinths on Hollywood Hibachis in a Halter top.
Insatiable urge to swim in Jell-O
Juggling Jell-O Jigglers jerkily jumping on jagged glass wearing jodphurs with Jack the Jolly Green Giant!
Kinky cooker of kooky cookie-cutter cream covered candies!
Lanky lover of lean leg of lamb lying in liver oil, looking like llama!
Melba Moore's Minnesotan masseuse's monogamously married martyred missionary
