Prances around madly, singing 'I have a sailor soul.'
Remembers what life was like before TV
Reknowned for her Ted Hughes impression.
Wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door
X-rays random immigrants for his 'collection.'
Yells at strangers in Yiddish for no reason at all
All-time record-holder in Home runs
Concerned over who will win Euro 2004.
Easily fits into any purse
Fervently approves of the statement that 'all men are gay in actual fact.'
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