Metrosexual is another one of those awful Los Angeles terms to mean a heterosexual man who cares of his appearance as a gay man does.
Vaunts all the time
Zoroastrian (and proud of it)
Craven de Kere
PS I, too, am an Excel person....
designated hitter for Indians
East New Jersey home-owner
inordinately inconsiderate
Janice from Friends-obsessed.
killing brain cells indiscriminately
Longs for swiss cheese and a flatulent Chinese interpretator
(you're lucky you added the chinese guy, or I would have had you!)
Makes out in public with big smelly hairy biker dudes
