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This is why no one with a brain takes feminism seriously

 
 
Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2014 06:05 am
This is an actual article that was published on The Huffington Post on 11/24/14. This is not an article from The Onion. This was published on one of the biggest mainstream news sites on the internet.

So apparently even when men are unconscious, they are being "oppressive" and "hostile" towards women simply because their bodies are committing the heinous involuntary act of breathing while they sleep! GASP! How dare they!

At this point I know that this kind of thing shouldn't even shock me, and yet I think I may have sustained an eye rolling injury after reading this. This is seriously the world we live in???

One thing is for certain (well, two things really), NO women out there snore. Nope, that's a male phenomenon only. Also, I sincerely hope that they change the laws in order to allow filing rape charges against all the misogynists out there who dare to snore in the presence of a woman without getting that woman's express consent first. Rolling Eyes

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Snoring Is a Feminist Issue

It's the middle of the night, the alarm will be erupting in four hours, it's an important day ahead, the children have finally gone to sleep and the neighbours' teenager's rock band practice has finally ended. But all you can hear are the guttural fricatives of your partner beside you. They're not even rhythmic so it's not like you can get used to it. Sometimes the noise is a gentle bilabial trill, the lips only gently parting, then it's all quiet, then suddenly there is a crescendo from the throat, so forceful that you have to check it is actually them you went to bed with and not a giant boar.

I am talking about the hell that is someone else's snoring. As well as sounding like a pig in the room, it also seems to be the elephant in the room. A survey out this week conducted jointly by YouGov and Snoreeze, has revealed that 93% of women in relationships say their partner snores. Three quarters of them complain it affects their life in some negative way.

Which begs the question, why are women taking this lying down? (boom boom). When I've found myself subjected to a boyfriend's sinus acrobatics in stereo, I've taken my slumber elsewhere. I prefer to start my working day without looking like I've gone two rounds with Muhammed Ali.

Once, on a five-day break with one particularly nasally-challenged ex, I paid for a separate room on day three just to get some catch-up. It saved the holiday, but oh the protests! Accusations of neglect; complaints of lost intimacy; repeated questioning of 'what is wrong?' There was no grudge on my behalf though. I was perfectly chirpy and still in love (just). The problem wasn't his snoring, but the fact that separate sleeping is seen as such a taboo. Mainly, I should add, by men.

A friend recently told me how she too misses the quality restorative sleep she used to enjoy before she moved in with the boyf. The pair are blessed with a spare room but the few times she has used it, he complains that it 'isn't natural' for young, fresh, loved-up couples to sleep apart.

It sounds to me like he may have confused what is 'natural' with what we have made into a societal norm. Did you know that humans are the only animal to sleep and have sex in the same place? (Does your dog ever look like he got a bad night's sleep?) If my friend's bloke is so concerned with what is 'natural' perhaps he should read about the benefits of sleeping according to one's circadian rhythm. That is, falling asleep when you're tired, not going to bed and waiting to fall asleep because any minute now your partner's going to thud down beside you and wake you, just as soon as he's done with that one last episode of CSI.

It is hardly surprising that men don't appreciate the magnitude of REM interuptus. Multiple studies show that women sleep more lightly than men and find it harder to get back to sleep once woken. (Such as a paper by Austrian researchers called Sleep and Biological Rhythms and reported on by various media). Also, sixty per cent of men, compared to forty per cent of women over the age of 50 snore. Some men even think snoring is funny. Another ex in my collection used to play back the highlights from his 'snoring app' recording to his flat mate. They would roar with laughter at each crescendo.

The sleep-deprived need to get tougher. For starters, I demand a drop-down box on Internet dating profiles to forewarn whether a potential match is a snorer. We can specify non-smoker, why not non-snorer? We get a heads-up if a potential match is 'athletic' or have 'a few extra pounds' or if they are a 'social drinker' or 'drink heavily'. But we will never know if a night in their boudoir will cost us our productivity the next day until we've had a test drive.

Arianna Huffington once said that 'sleep is the next feminist issue.' She was referring to the fact that women tend to deal with young children in the night more than men. But the same can be said of snoring. Of course, many men are also the victim of a female's nocturnal percussion but statistically women get the duffer deal on sleeping.

This week's poll also disclosed that 87% of women have tried shaking, nudging or kicking their beloved snorer. Nine per cent admitted that they'd considered putting a pillow over their partner's face. (now that's good for intimacy.) The survey was endorsed by the manufacturers of the snoring product Snoreeze. It's a nice idea to take some medicine so we can sleep in each other's arms (I've never understood how that's possible anyway without getting pins and needles). But it is not helpful to perpetuate social rules on what constitutes a strong or loving relationship. Great if you can sleep in harmony but there are many more facets to love and partnership than lying next to each other unconscious. The only selfish person in a discussion about separate beds is the one who refuses to acknowledge what a serious issue sleep deprivation can be.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/helen-croydon/snoring-is-a-feminist-iss_b_6211250.html
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2014 06:21 am
@nononono,
I think that the issue of non farting or burping women is much more important than snoring.

Only last Wednesday, three women in my street exploded.
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Kolyo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2014 06:47 am
So your brain told you that because one feminist wrote this, all feminists must agree with it?
(Glad I don't have a brain ... if brains tell you dumb crap like that!)

Also, what was her partner's problem with her sleeping in a separate bed?
He may not be able to help snoring,
but he could allow her to do what she has to do to sleep.
nononono
 
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Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2014 06:50 am
@Kolyo,
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what was her partner's problem with her sleeping in a separate bed?


I believe it's pronounced 'Ma-Soggy-Knee.'

...that bastard!
Kolyo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2014 07:44 am
@nononono,
Actually, something just occurred to me as I was re-reading the thread title...

YOU take feminism very seriously, don't you? (As a threat.)
I don't suppose there's anyone here who takes feminism as seriously as you.

So there's that. Wink
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2014 08:22 am
@Kolyo,
Have we solved the exploding thing yet?

There's an emergency team up at number 57. I think there's been another.
Kolyo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2014 08:45 am
@Lordyaswas,
Yes, in America, women may not be covered for birth control, but insurance does cover decompression chambers.

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nononono
 
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Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2014 05:50 pm
@Kolyo,
Thanks for pointing out that I have a brain too.

By the way, are we still in kindergarten?

I know you are, but what am I!
Grantawalker
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2017 01:08 am
@nononono,
I am a man who is seeking a womans point of view of feminism without carnality getting in the way of intelligent conversation at a scientific level, no I don't want time wasters wound up in their own bitterness, but discussion about understerstanding sexuality and love as two separate topics. Science please or don't bother-Grant a man
centrox
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2017 08:39 am
@Grantawalker,
Grantawalker wrote:
I am a man...

This thread died 3 years ago. Check the dates.
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