YOU'RE OKAY KICKY! JUST A LITTLE FLARE-UP!
SOMEBODY, GET THIS MAN ANOTHER DRINK...
Kicky, I am sure, has Johnny Fever syndrome. The more he drinks, the quicker his reflexes get.
Oh, good. Thank Gods you guys were here.
(Moves in close, wipes drool from mouth and chin, lights up another smoke, inadvertently blows cloud of smoke into eoe's face, looks deep into eoe's eyes, and says . . . )
I love you. Let me show you how much.
(starts unzipping pants, clumsily)
Crap, that's not much love there kicky.
Try it and you'll wish you hadn't, kicky. I'll set your ass on fire myself. And it won't be cute. Here. I'll let Big Poppa take my seat. Get cute with him, why dontcha?
cavfancier wrote:no logo wrote:Hey Cav - how come Canada is so weak economically and reliant on funding from the United States?
How the hell should I know? Does my avatar look like a financial analyst?
ROTFL, cav! Actually, you look like a member of GWB's inner circle giving a press conference.
HEY THERE! Somebody turn a hose on those guys!
(trips as he yanks down pants, smacking head on bar. He falls, knocked out cold, bare-assed, on his face.)
Nah, eoe, not there. Let's pick someplace more interesting. I know!
Can somebody call us a cab? I've got just enough cash left to get him to the airport.
Kickycan why are you being so elitist. As a long termer you obviously feel comfortable in non threatening surrounds. I happened to be eracting in a non-serious manner to the rude manner of Cav. If you have a problem with that I think you should take your superior attitude and go elsewhere. To call someone a jackass is very insulting and i WOULD LIKE AN APOLOGY!
Forget it. He's asleep and on his way to the airport. No telling where he'll end up.
Well, I was thinking of someplace remote and exotic. Perhaps Tibet. But I used all my cash on the taxi. Can I borrow a virtual credit card, eoe? Anybody else here got some cash?
I think I may have enough to get him to Moorehead, Jersey. He should get a 'kick' out of that when he wakes up. Or, we could send him to Bangor, Maine.
(suddenly sits up straight)
RIO!
(falls back into a lump, fast asleep)
Well Eva, If I got married, I want a divorce right this second. You all know how marriage cramps my style. Don't worry, there are plenty of hunks around here to go around ;-)
Hey, there's one now. Go get him Eva and I'll watch your hammock while you're gone. Kicky still has an eye on it, but I'll distract him while you make your moves on your boy toy ;-)
Hey Kicky, come here. I wanna show you something.
I think you better hurry Eva! Eoe seems to be heading strait for your main squeeze.
Unless you're talking orange juice, montana, I'm not interested. Thanks for the thought, tho. I just came in for a boiled egg and a bloody mary. Where is that bartender?!
That's great news for Eva :-D
