Sonny's Happy Hour Lounge

Not sure...but maybe Sonny hides the good stuff for special clientele. I'll just wander over and put some money in the jukebox....

[...song starts to play]

POISON WHISKEY
Lynyrd Skynyrd


Daddy was a Cajun, raised on Southern land
And so my kinfolks tell me, was a street-fightin' man.
Well, they rushed him down to see the doctor
'Hey doctor, won't you check his head?'
The only thing that was wrong with him
Was Johnny Walker's Red
He drank ole poison whiskey
'Til it killed him dead.

It happened back in the bayou many years ago
Satan came to take him and he did it real slow
Well, they rushed him back to see the doctor
The doctor just shook his head,
'Twenty years of rotgut whiskey
Done killed the poor man dead.'
He drank ole poison whiskey
'Til it killed him dead.

Take a tip from me, people... brothers can't you see
Ain't no future in ole poison whiskey.
They're gonna rush you down to see the doctor,
The doctor's gonna shake his head.
The only thing he's gonna tell ya
'Stop drinkin' Johnny Walker's Red
Don't drink poison whiskey, don't you drink it boy.'

kicky, here's some rotgut. Hope you don't mind if I shortstop it...

Looked at my second post of this thread... Damn, I musta been tired, my typing was slurred!

Howdy everyone,
Is it possible to get a Guinness?
I just spent a loooong day at the VA hospital,and I need one badly.
I hope everyone had a good weekend,but do you believe the weather.
We had severe t-storms all weekend,with tornado's.I wanna move back to Guam.Who wants to go with me?

Yeah, good ol' rotgut. Now I can get myself in the killin' mood.

Oh shoot kicky! Who in the sam hill do you want/need to kill now??!! We didn't come in here for that kind of nonsense. Get your **** together, man. Have another drink and sit the hell down!

I'll have one of these ales - it says, "Monty Python's Holy Grail", but the g and r are Xd out and ale is scribbled in. Oh, it's good, must be because it's tempered over burning witches.

Aargh! If I can't kill anybody, I'm gonna have ta git drunk and take one of these perty ladies home with me.

{blending into the walls}

Make love, not killin'.

Damn!!! Now you're talkin and playin my tune. The hammock is ll yours, but look out for kicky because he's shitfaced and people are telling me that he's gonna nab it as soon as you get off of it.

Someone just dared me to walk up to that gorgeous hunk over there and ask him if he wants to get lucky. Ha!, obviously they don't know me very well. Montana runs over to hunk in question and takes the challenge. Well, looks like I have a date for the night

You hussy!
Give it one good turn for me, will ya?

Yeah, yeah!!!! That's what they all say ;-)

Hey Montana - how is married life treating yer?

Remember Elmer Fudd? "Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit!" Keep in mind that in comedy, to "slay" or "kill" is a good thing.

Comedy?

Montana is a lone wolfette, right?

Married We've got some married folks here, but I'm not one of them

I think that both kicky and the rabbit are quite the clever comics. I was pretty sure that Montana was a lone wolfette as well.

Oh I'm sorry to hear that! Are you OK with it?

Oh yeah! You're right on the money.

I know I've had quite a few drinks, but I didn't go and get myself married! Did I?

Is there Guinness in Guam? I would say Pueo might want to travel with you, but I think he already lives there.