Sonny's Happy Hour Lounge

BPD

Sonny San had to go out for a bit, so I'm filling in for a while. Tequila coming right up. Here you are! What IS the admission price to Ozzfest?

65.00 to 125.00 or your soul. I had to pay cash, having traded my soul for a night with really cute and perverted dental hygienist in Winnipeg back in 1975. :wink:

In that case the next drink's on the house! You must be broke after paying those sorts of prices.

I have a spare soul, BPB.

Want it?

Hmmmmm ... It's very quiet in here & I've got to go soon. I hope someone else turns up so's they can serve the drinks. I'd hate to have to lock the place up!

Ok, I've got to go! Sorry, Sonny.
The next person to walk in becomes the host for a bit, OK? Have fun!

Hey Sonny, how are you! It's a bit early for a drink...but I'll be back later for a cold one. :wink:

I'd like 2 pints of lager and a packet of smoky bacon crisps please. And some change for the pool table?

Baaaaaa humbug!

Got any hot tea? Yeah, well, with a shotta something in it. Too damn cold her for a cold one.

Does this place serve breakfast? Ah, thanks for the tea. Do I taste Grand Marnier? Ahhh.

Hmm, where's our host with the most?

Rum goes well with hot tea, especially on a cold rainy day.

So, where ya from, Sonny. The name suggests the Far East - relatively speaking, of course.

hmmmm, breakfast. Got any eggs, Sonny? Hardboiled are fine. I'll take one and a slice of toast with a Bloody Mary, thank you.

I haven't had a bloody mary in years and now you've got me craving one. I'll take one in a tall glass, one egg over easy with multigrain toast.

Hey, Montana! Whatcha been up to lately? Can I take this stool next to you?

Breakfast? No thanks...I already ate. But if anyone's got a used copy of the Times, I'd like to borrow it.

<sniff, sniff> What's that smell? Sausage gravy? Well, why didn't you say so! I'll have some with biscuits, please. And some home fries on the side. Might as well bring me a tall orange juice, too.

Hey there Eva. I was just thinking about you and had a feeling you'd come, so I saved you the seat right next to me :-)

I've been busy lately doing the garden thing and taking care of year end school stuff. I'm just way too busy, so I needed to get over here and let my hair down a bit.

I hear they got a deck out back that sits on the beach, so grab your drink and lets see if we can't catch the view of some hot guys back there. I know, I know you're married and all that fun stuff, but while you're being the good girl, I can be a little bad ;-)

Whatcha got in that OJ Eva? :-D

<hee hee> You want a little champagne, too? Well, okay...with you, I'll share.

Some view! Hey, I get the hammock! <runs, spilling mimosa, falls unceremoniously into hammock, kicks sandals off>

Ooh, did you see the nice buns on that one over there? <slurp> I may be married, cousin dear, but I ain't dead! Besides, this isn't real life. I'll do whatever I like here.

<flips cork at nice buns, giggles>

So what's going on here? I'll saddle up to a virtual dry gin martini, Bombay Sapphire, and a lemon twist, no olive. Eva is wasted, but I have the number for a good taxi company.

Oooh look, rotisserie chicken!

I'll have a tall glass of white zinfandel; chilled please...oh, do I smell popcorn? I'll have some of that too.

Where's the rotgut whiskey?!