Well, I had to give wild4ranches a mercy thumb down to put her out of her misery.
Interspersed with the intelligence insulting advice of "Drive by a Baptist, Methodist, or Presbyterian church and get the hours of next Sunday's Services. Then time yourself driving home. Next Sunday, just pop yourself in the car, wearing jeans or a dress, and head for that church for either the early service or one later, giving yourself an extra 10 minutes." and utterly false as well as propaganda like "At the door you'll be greeted just as if you are a human! How refreshing! No preconceived notions about who you are, how much education, money, friends, religion etc. you have. " is the folksy, pssst...."I'll let you in on a little secret" only we chosen ones know.
Wow. I'll get right in my car and time the trip from my house to the nearest church. Unfortunately, I don't own jeans or dresses, so I guess I'm out.
What I really found hilarious was the reference to Mormons being a cult. Yeah, like Baptists aren't at all cult like.
What is this? Romper Room? A bake sale?