Persuade all of his neighbors and co-workers to snub him, and exclude him from all social events.
Question his credit rating and general integrity wherever he trades.
Rouse him very early every morning by repeatedly calling his phone and hanging up.
Spill a creamy cocktail on his shoes.
Test his mettle with one simple question.
Turn the key to his auto with a file so it won't work.
Talk incessantly on a cross country trip.
Undermine his reputation and good name by hinting at fraud, lying, cheating and general unworthiness.
Vilify his character with slanderous accusations.
Wish him well - then change the locks.
X-rays mixed up at the clinic with someone with a fatal condition...
Yell 'Fire' and play recording of police sirens through his letterbox at 4 a. m. (assuming he has a British style slot in the front door and not one of those tins on a post half a mile down the drive)
Zap him with my laser.
Ways of consoling Englishmen for getting knocked out of the Word Cup.
Ah, its not really important.
Buy him another few beers.
Cherub would make him happy
Ecstasy tablests (ezar good he's ebeneezer goode....)
Give him something real to worry about
Hand him a crying towel and a stiff drink.
Iron him out with a 6 x 4.
Jolly him up by saying things like, "But they played really well", and, "There's always next year" and "Stop crying like a baby, it's only a game".
