St Davids voted worlds sexiest City (I live near there)
Trivia & Word Games become so addictive that people begin neglecting their jobs and families, necessitating the opening of new rehab facilities all over the world.
Universal access to reality shows causes worldwide return to watching kiddy cartoon shows
Virgin Airline pays passengers to attract more business.
World comes to an end but no one notices.
Xrays of Pope show he was woman.
Youngsters become so obese that school chairs must be made of cast iron.
Zero tolerance breaks down as police begin arresting themselves.
How about rivers?
Avon (UK)
Columbia River (US/Canada)
Ienissei - Siberia, Russia.
Jordan River (Middle East)