UNDERDOG (...There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!)
x-rays (if they get hurt)
(ok - i'm tellin' ya what i would have said if z had been my turn - Zippity Do Dogs - that's the name of the club my male dog trains with

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Zippity Do Dogs (that's the name of the club ehbeths dog trains with)
(i don't feel like picking a topic, anyone)
pffffffffffffffffffft
no that's not the next topic
or maybe it is
anything to do with upset stomachs?
yeah!
Alka Seltzer
flatulence (or plain old farting)
janitor (to come mop up afterwards)