reindeer-adorned jumper like Colin Firth's in Bridget Jones's Diary
white short-sleeve dress shirt
zinc-lined coffin
And now, what you WOULD like to be given for Christmas... and make sure your nearest and dearest have the link to this thread!
Angora sweater
Binoculars - Zeiss Victory FL's 10x42 (Please)
Cream to take away wrinkles - please, please
glamorous but comfortable underwear