Kissing the aforementioned relatives
insisting on driving instead of flying
Keep list of birds seen. I know it's sad but someone as to do it.
meditation (if you go to an ashram on vacation)
navigate through unfamiliar territory
partake in touristy excursions
question the wisdom of going to Florida in August
Underwater meditation ( not for the weak

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Waving at everyone while riding your bike
Zero degree jog in Central Park
Pills, medications, drugs
Asprin