Not for the faint of heart

Well, I warned you, didn't I?

I have to go take a Xanex now.

Looks suspiciously similar to that weirdo by the name of SpongeBob.

In my day we didn't need mascots to know what to eat. McDonalds sold 2 things, hamburgers and cheeseburgers. And you didn't get bratty by asking if you could have the cheeseburger. You knew the hamburger was good enough for you.
Toys?
Crap, you got the paper wrapper the hamburger came in, didn't you? And one of you always got the bonus of getting the empty bag, unless your mother needed it for writing a letter to her sister. That was fine paper.

We were glad we had that old guy who hung out on the corner, hanging out flier for some greasy spoon. You gave him a nickel so he wouldn't spit on you.

We liked things just the way they were.

Scaring little kids prepared them for the mind sucking life that was ahead of them.

That's creepy? You must have already forgotten The Burger King.

I don't think it's creepy....It's what's being said about it.

Zounds man! Don't you know about this? It's gone viral!

Children are having seizures at McDonalds over this!

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mcdonalds-terrifying-happy-meal-mascot-112300976.html