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Linkat
 
Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2014 07:54 am
Man lets hyena eat his genitals because witch doctor said it would make him rich

A Malawi man let a hyena devour his genitals after a witch doctor told him it would make him rich, according to reports.

Chamangeni Zulu, aged between 20 to 24, allowed the wild beast to rip off his private parts and three of his toes, the Times of Zambia wrote.

He had stripped naked at 4 a.m. last Monday after the sorcerer claimed that sacrificing his body parts would make him wealthy.

Cops rushed him to Chipata General Hospital in Zambia, close to the Malawi border, following the horrifying incident.

Zulu told the Times of Zambia from his hospital bed, "I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten."

Despite the horrendous ordeal, Zulu still said he was still hoping to make it in the world.

"Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich," he added.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/malawian-man-lets-hyena-eat-genitals-report-article-1.1741374

Maybe its true --- look at all the media attention he is getting -- maybe it will lead to a reality TV show or something.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2014 08:00 am
@Linkat,
So, that story if not an April Fool's Joke is clearly proof that Zambia is one of the worst places to live if one is mentally ill.

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maxdancona
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2014 08:00 am
@Linkat,
I will pitch in a few dollars for this poor guy.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2014 08:24 am
@tsarstepan,
Its the NYPost after all. What "news" they reject can be read in the NatEnquiror.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2014 08:54 am
It must be an April Fools story, because Hyenas are strictly carnivorous.









They don't eat nuts.
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