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Fri 30 Apr, 2004 01:19 am
Rasputin's penis to be sex museum's star attraction
Russia's first museum of erotica is to open in St Petersburg - with Rasputin's penis reputedly among the exhibits. Museum founder Igor Knyazkin says the 12ins organ will be the star attraction, reports Russian daily Nezavisimaya Gazeta.
Mr Knyazkin, who is also the chief of the prostate research centre of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences, said he was particularly proud of the pickled penis.
He said: "Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte's penis is now kept.
"Napoleon's penis is but a small pod - it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimetres."
At least Rasputin's manly glory is a secular exhibit rather than a sacred relic.
Noddy
Hi, Noddy, how is your broken leg doing?
BBB
BBB--
For the first time in my life I'm considered rather athletic! Startling for a sedentary type. My Occupational Therapist and Physical Therapist are full of admiration--which I take with a grain of salt.
Still, I was allowed a short walk outside today--closely supervised. Bliss!
The surgeon was a positive genius and thanks to his skill in bolting the bone and my trusty painkillers (one of Rush Limbaugh's little tempters) I'm quite comfortable. I can even sleep some on the night on my "bad" side.
My dominion could be much, much worse.
Hold your dominion. I enjoy reading your nuggets of information.
DL, you are a very, very naughty girl . . . i'd expect this of those two floozies, BBB and Noddy, but you DL . . . i am so disillusioned . . .
Well, I tried to Google this as for me a picture is worth 10,000 words. Got this instead:
Quote: Images Results 1 - 3 of about 4 for Rasputin penis. (0.15 seconds)
Show: All sizes - Large - Medium - Small
I just don't know WHAT to think!
Now are these American inches or Russkie inches?
Well, if I'd found a photo, then we'd all know. Darn it.
A 12", two-stroke motor isn't nearly as smooth or efficient as a 6", four-stroke model.
cjhsa
cjhas, now you've gone and made me have floozie fantasies about a Wankel engine.
http://www.monito.com/wankel/dr-wankel.html 
BBB
Napoleon
"It's not the size of the ship, but rather the motion in the ocean"
Re: cjhsa
I had a Mazda RX-7 with a Wankel years ago. Vroom-pop-pop-pop-pop. Hand a tendency to backfire. I don't think that would go over very big in the sack.
Hey there good lookin' :wink:
I'm reminded....
"I'm just a love machine"
And I won't work for nobody but you
That is clearly a pickled horseradish root. Don't believe the hype.
With a penis like that he must have been a sorcerer!
Seriously, if you gave any man magical powers that is the first thing that he would do.
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