Is that you, Comrade ex President?
At this present moment in time, I'm sitting in the jacuzzi of your now nationalised mansion, ordering pizza on one of your discarded credit cards and wondering what I should do with your private zoo, and the lifesize Pirate ship you had built in the back garden.
Pssst.....don't come out of hiding yet, as they've just issued a warrant for your arrest.
Mass murder, apparently.
"Sorry my dear...what was that? Oh yes, anchovies would be lovely....."