Sozobe: Referring back to you experience with the tarantula that found refuge on your head, I think that animals, like reptiles and arthropods, think of humans in two ways: either as potential predators or inanimate objects like a tree or a rock. I think the closest we can get to a snake or a spider is to have them think we're trees or rocks. So when the tarantula was on your hand, you were a tree, and when the predatory child poked it, the spider ran up your trunk and onto your crown. I suppose the ticklish part is approaching the tarantula in the first place and making sure it thinks you're a tree.
On occasion I do nature programs with kids, and sometimes we encounter snakes. The problem is to get the kids to stop acting like predators so the snake will calm down. The kids move quickly and like to grab, so I tell them to be like a tree, move slowly and deliberately and don't grab, support the snake like a branch.
Farmerman: I read about the wheel you bought. It sounds like a homemade motorized kickwheel. You'll probably have to improvise something for a belt. If it's a commercial model, you can call the company.
Interesting comment comparing a snake's movement to a sine wave. The long slender snakes, like the black racer, have a flattened wave and move the fastest. Heavy-bodied snakes like rattlesnakes and cottonmouths move with a much deeper wave, but maybe it's just because they have so much more bulk to move. I once encountered a very hot, and pissed diamondback that got into the classic raised S-shaped posture and frantically rattling. I moved back a ways until it felt less threatened, and it shot off with a speed I didn't think was possible for those snakes. It still moved with a very deep wave, and I'm sure it took a huge effort, but it got 30 feet off in no time and raised its body again.
I think the top speed of snakes is about 3 miles per hour, much slower than they appear to move.
ossobuco: I don't think you're alone in your fear of spiders. They're so alien and scary-looking, but for the same reason they attract us. I was afraid of spiders when I was younger, but once I learned a little about them and could identify some, I got more interested until the point now where I really like them. A lot of people like the jumping spiders because they have a face and they react to you so much. They hate the feel the human skin, maybe it's the heat, but if they're on your hand they'll immediately jump off attached by a safety line. They move down, but if they don't encounter the ground or something, they'll climb back up completely forgetting why they left in the first place. When they reach your hand, they drop down again and repeat the process over and over again like a living yo-yo. Kids like watching that.
Jumping spider:
Farrmerman: That's what I like about hiking; you never know what you're going to encounter. Snapping turtles are pugnacious-looking, and it suits their nature. I saw one in Florida last winter that was up on land digging a nest by a trail. I checked on it several times, making sure to keep out of sight, but finally after hours of futile work, the turtle abandoned its feeble attempt. It had only managed to dig a few inches after hours of labor.
My brother and I were in the Fakahatchee Strand just west of the Big Cypress Swamp in SW Florida once. We were two miles from our truck and found a dead snapping turtle that had been trying to lay eggs. Apparantly a raccoon had eaten through the body cavity to get at the eggs, and this killed the turtle. My brother loves turtles, and waxes poetic about snapping turtles, so he wanted the skeleton. He cut a branch, put the turtle on the end of it, and carried this stinking 20 pound mess two miles back to the car.
His wife is very territorial about her house, like a lot of women are, but I guess she's used to my brother's enthusiasm about natural history by now. He has a nice collection of bones and skulls. Once he brought home the head of a fox he cut off from a road kill and boiled it in one of his wife's good pots to remove the meat and skin. I don't think she was too happy about that. But then you gotta do what you gotta do. Women have a hard time understanding that. On the other hand, men need the influence of women, otherwise we revert back to nature very quickly.