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ARE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS HARD TO STALK ONLINE?

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2014 11:28 am
Suppose i had the hots for a doddering, middle-aged Limey who owns his own Bobcat. How should i proceed?
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2014 11:59 am
First, I would place a lifelike statue of a sleep walking man in his unnerwears in the snow nearby. When the construction worker approaches to offer the statue a beer, I tackle his legs and hold him down, waving a bacon loaded cheeseburger in his face, until the man relaxes and is subdued enough to get off of him. Of course, in this scenario, I am a woman, although I am all man, grunt, grunt, and have no interest in stalking construction workers. He follows like a puppy and we sit on a girder to watch the moon rise over Soho.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2014 12:01 pm
Oh. On line. Sorry, I misread the title.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2014 12:07 pm
Damn, EB . . . you're resourceful!
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neologist
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2014 02:27 pm
@Setanta,
Avoid the bobcat at all costs. Even the mechanical ones can hurt.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jan, 2015 07:34 pm
You folks lucked out this time. Little Miss Pissy pants must have missed it. Damn, it's always so much fun when she shows up and you know the rest.
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