ISON Comet

OMG

Please tell us you're actually serious about this, please please please

I am dead serious

When do all the Christians float up to the sky?

And... if God named the comet I-SON after the Son of God, why did he do it in English?

God has never spoken English before? The Aramaic word for "son" is "bar". Maybe you should wait until there is a comet named IBAR.

man first called it c2912 and renamed it...you tell me im not making this up

Again, God has never written anything in English. He writes in Hebrew or Aramaic. The word "Son" was given to us by Ancient Germanic tribes. They were pagans. God's word for "Son" is "Bar".

It was named after the International Scientific Optical Network that found it. If a comet had been discovered by the International Baryometric Asymtotic Radiotelescope then I would admit you might have a point.

your choice believe it or not...we shall see