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DOES GOD VOTE?

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2013 01:17 pm
I mean, talk about throwing an election ! ! !

Whaddayathink, Goys and Birls?
 
timur
 
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Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2013 01:47 pm
No, god cannot vote, god is an alien and from a monarchy..

(My kingdom is not of this world).
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Baldimo
 
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Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2013 02:26 pm
@Setanta,
Does he/she have an ID?
timur
 
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Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2013 02:31 pm
@Baldimo,
Obviously he has, intelligent design is his thing..
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2013 02:40 pm
@Setanta,
Yes, but his chad is always hanging. It's quite embarrassing, actually.
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jcboy
 
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Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2013 07:12 pm
My guess is he’s too dam lazy to go to the polls. Probably uses the mail in ballot.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2013 08:59 pm
@Setanta,
Can he vote considering he's 3 people (the Father, the Son, and the Holy Mascot). Wouldn't that be voter fraud to vote more then one time in a single election?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 27 Nov, 2013 03:56 am
Can you, like, see his (?) hanging chad? Are there three of them?
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Wed 27 Nov, 2013 04:17 am
God bless you all and peace be upon you.

Be you Christian, Muslim, Jew, Hindu or a member of some other cult, does not your God influence your decision in voting?.
So God does vote.

Amen.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 27 Nov, 2013 08:09 am
@Setanta,
I once saw his hanging chad in a piece of toast.

It was a damned good piece of toast.
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dalehileman
 
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Reply Wed 27 Nov, 2013 12:14 pm
@Setanta,
The pantheist responds, She does and She doesn't. When I (or you) do She does but when I don't She doesn't
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