CAN ANYONE IDENTIFY THIS INSECT?

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It's been hanging around, it's really annoying, and i'm starting to get worried:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/static.texastribune.org/media/profiles/politicians/ted-cruz_jpg_800x1000_q100.jpg

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[+7] - joefromchicago - 10/03/2013It's a tailgunner ear-whig ([i]redbaitus McCartheyensis[/i]) [img]http://multimedialearningllc.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mccarthy.jpg?w=430&h=334[/img]...
[+3] - parados - 10/02/2013Using the bug identifier here: http://www.insectidentification.org/ Black body with blue as a secondary color, found in Texas, and I can only assume it has 6 legs. It appears it is an American...

@Setanta,

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_fly

Aka
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drosophilidae

The best known species of Drosophilidae is Drosophila melanogaster, within the genus Drosophila, and this species is used extensively for studies concerning genetics, development, physiology, ecology and behaviour. This fruit fly is mostly composed of post-mitotic cells, has a very short lifespan, and shows gradual aging. As in other species, temperature influences the life history of the animal. Several genes have been identified that can be manipulated to extend the lifespan of these insects.

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It's known as the anointed one, in private circles.

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@Butrflynet,

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Several genes have been identified that can be manipulated to extend the lifespan of these insects.

Now yer scarin' me . . .

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@Setanta,

You should be, his dad is Grandpa Munster.

http://icecreamhasnobones.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/grandpa-munster.jpg

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@Setanta,

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Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Class: Insecta
Order: Coleoptera
Superfamily: Scarabaeoidea

AKA Dung Beetle

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If you want to see something truly scary, just search on this bug's father.

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@Setanta,

Using the bug identifier here:
http://www.insectidentification.org/

Black body with blue as a secondary color, found in Texas, and I can only assume it has 6 legs.
It appears it is an American Oil Beetle. They are dull, no wings and slow moving.

Since it seems it's also seen in the DC area you need to pay attention to the disclaimer on the page.

*Since insects do not obey man-made borders, they may appear in areas/regions/states beyond those listed above.

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It's a tailgunner ear-whig (redbaitus McCartheyensis)

http://multimedialearningllc.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mccarthy.jpg?w=430&h=334

http://thecollegeconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Ted-Cruz-27624_218x218.jpg

Identifying characteristics include overblown rhetoric, conspiratorial fantasies, and petulant whining. Natural habitat is anywhere there are television cameras. These pests are a nuisance if found in the house, more so if found in the senate. Can be eradicated with resolutions of censure or informed electorates.

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Her name was Lola, she was a show bug.

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@joefromchicago,

Well said, JoefromC.

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@joefromchicago,

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(redbaitus McCartheyensis)

That works for me, Joe

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@joefromchicago,

First class . . . one can always rely on Joe . . . (from Chicago, not Milwaukee)

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@Setanta,

Is he related to the insect OP?

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@coldjoint,

I don't know about that but the person depicted in the photo, (Ted Cruz), is antiMuslim, antigay, anti-immigrant, etc.... So he's pretty much simpatico with your fearmongering, conservative douchery based ideology.

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@tsarstepan,

How is he anti-gay? Has he called for their execution like they do in Iran and Saudi Arabia?

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@coldjoint,

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Opposes gay pride parades and opposes gay marriage. (Feb 2012)

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Supports banning military gay marriage. (Oct 2012)

http://www.ontheissues.org/senate/Ted_Cruz.htm
http://www.ontheissues.org/Notebook/Note_12-CC-q3c.htm

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@tsarstepan,

So what he does not agree with you, or the extreme left, get over it. A lot of people don't.

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