You oughta be glad you was just in a ol' suit, an' not transmogrified outright, as wuz some of us . . .
Well, I am joining late, so I wish to address the Moon River question. The song was actually rewritten for public release, as the original was not considered suitable for the radio. The original was written by a man with a flair for the scatological, whose name has sadly been forgotten. He was ahead of his time, and presumeably died penniless. The original Moon River was a song about taking a wizz while baring your ass to someone, and the lyric in that version was "dingleberry friend", sort of a shout to the person looking at your ass. Alass, we will never know all the original lyrics, as they are lost to the ages.
Rumour has it that the original Moon River was a real gas.
Oh, and I suppose the original was written by a Canuck eh?
Canucks are famous for their fart humour.
Fart is just raft spelled wrong, which in my mind makes you dyslexic.
In my mind, I'm sydlexsic....ouy jtus dn'ot teg it...
Setanta wrote:You oughta be glad you was just in a ol' suit, an' not transmogrified outright, as wuz some of us . . .
Yep - I was only a casual bunny!
I just looked up your name in the dictionary.
Cavfancier-a dear and silly acker from the great white north.
Phew - site was only ever really big enough for one goddamned Bunny.
Two, you an' Fishin'
Yuk yuk... chortle
dlowan wrote:He'll change.
I can only assume you mean fishin'. I have no plans to change.
Fishin'll change.
Man's just plumb restless.
I have one word for you Cav
Depends
(an excercise in how low can we go...)
But panzade, I don't want to change...it gets so cold in new Depends without the steamy warmth....
This is, after all, a thread on any "crap" we want to discuss...
Once again Cav...you have the last word.
I'm not worthy
The last word.
Ha! Eat **** and die.
I shall take a bow, and return to my favourite hobby, promoting coprophagy while not indulging in it myself.
