I have a mad lib, rather long but I think it'll work. However, it might be a long-drawn-out process, as I'm coming and going - here goes!
a relative
a building
item of food
item of drink
sweet potato pie
Mike's hard lemonade
a different relative
a garment
another building
piece of furniture
another garment
'Uncle Sue's "Please 'em, sleaze 'em' hotel.
Futon.
Suit jacket
part of body
adjective
adjective
a verb of utterance (like say)
adjective
adjective
part of the body
Bellow
Noble
Philipine
Aorta
transitive verb
another part of body
adjective
adjective
animal
Padlock
Backside
Paralytic
Pagan
Jaguar
a noise, and a country (perhaps beginning with U)
Once upon a time in old Uzbekistan, a little girl lived with her mother and nephew in a little wooden school in the forest. One day her mother gave her a sweet potato pie and some Mike's hard lemonade to take to her sick grand-niece who lived on the other side of the forest. She put on her warm nightdress with the red riding-hood. She ran through the forest, creeping and living. She reached her grandniece's ?'Uncle Sue's "Please 'em, sleaze 'em' hotel, and on the futon she saw a translucent, groin-grabbing figure wearing a big suit jacket and a scarf over her thigh. ?'I've brought you some food! bellowed the little girl. But as she got nearer, she saw that her grandniece looked horribly noble. She must be Philippine! "Grandniece what a big aorta you've got!" said the girl. "All the better to padlock you with my dear," "Grandniece, what big backside you've got" she said "All the better to eat you with," said the old lady, and threw off the suit jacket - Grandniece was nothing less than a paralytic and pagan jaguar! At that moment there was a scream, and the jaguar fell dead. Red-riding hood's nephew had saved her.
