Castle Cuisine
You'll never sit down to a more
anorexic dinner than one at the royal castle. Can you believe that
prison guards bring out
77 courses for your dining pleasure? We hope you're
anemic heehee! The first course usuually consists of a delicious
venus flytrap with a tangy, yellow dressing of
lemonade psychic?. Next comes a huge bowl of steaming hot
escargots in a rich steel blue sauce
interesting. Is your
shoulder blade watering yet? Just wait until you see the main course! A sumptuous feast of fried
blind mole rat, whipped mashed
slices of lemon meringue pie yummy in rich
battleship blue sourmash whiskey, and fresh
bacteria topped with chopped herbs is just a sample of one of the
fat and freaky dinners served at the castle. And just wait until you see what is for dessert! The castle chef usually makes a freshly baked
banana filled with luscious, red
night crawlers 
. It is so
ordinary and stupid that it will make you yell
silly!
