Well played, team! (SS, were you hacking my computer? You were right on!)
The following is from:
http://www.missamerica.org/
(Competition Info/How to become a contestant)
Whether you want to become a
PROSTITUTE or a
PRIEST, a
DOG CATCHER or a
PROCTOLOGIST,
the Miss America Organization has a
LUNCHTABLE that will help bring you closer to achieving your goals.
To become Miss America,a
TRANSVESTITE must first win a local
PISSIN' CONTEST and then
SLOBBER
to represent her state, a process requiring
CONTEMPTUOUS commitment,
SHINY BABIES and
IGNORANCE.
A woman may
SLOBBER as a state titleholder only once at the national Miss America
PISSIN' CONTEST.
More than
25 RUDDY women
CARESS each year in the local and state
PISSIN' CONTESTS culminating in
the selection of
4/5th' s of a
JUICY finalist who
MASTERBATES for the Miss America title in Atlantic City.
Tens of thousands of
NUNS organize the
GASSY and
SHARP preliminary
PISSIN' CONTESTS,
promoting community
PROCRASTINATING throughout the United States and furthering
HONESTY and
HEDONISM among
BORED women in their communities.
It does not cost a cent to
SLOBBER in the Miss America program
- all you need is
WITTINESS, CHARM, IGNORANCE and
LAZINESS.
