So the next time you wake up in the middle of the night, think of your pre-industrial ancestors and relax. Lying awake could be good for you.
Would you like me to sing you to sleep, gb?
I won pub singer of the year in 1975, and they love me doing a turn down at the Army and Navy Club for the hard of hearing.
OK.....Settle yourself down and think of nice things while I gently serenade you.....
Some - WHERRRRRE ahoe-ver tha harainBOWWW
A-WAYYYYYY up ahighEEEEE
A-there's aaaaàaa halland dat I a-dream OVVVVV-aaaa
Ha-once in a lullabyEEE
Would you like the second verse?
I've never been able to take a nap in the daytime - don't think I'm ever that relaxed!
Do you often have sleepless nights, or is this a one-off for you?
If I can get 7 or 8 hours of sleep, I still wake up like a zombie.