@Logicus,
Morality, Logic, is a purely relative issue. Doubtless Hitler Youth considered the roundup and slaughter of Jews to be highly moral. Likewise the pious Christian who hangs up Porky by his hind legs then cuts his throat so he bleeds to death before slaughtering and eating him
If Porky were in charge we'd be kept in muddy pens while he'd view intelligence as a vice. He might use us as food but doubt if he'd first torture us