@izzythepush,
lmao i have stopped giggling for ages now. hairy scallops and a bombay roll! brilliant!
i love roger, got the profanisaurus app in my reference folder
breakfast in bed: n. an early morning fart that sets one up for the rest of the day. a dawn chorus.
frap: v. to break company through the snippet valve.
tagnuts: n. toffee strings, winnets, clinkers, dangleberries, bead curtains. rectal hangers on, arse cress tarzans.
sorry i know i've gone off topic, i started on topic at least, but you gotta love 'em
