Sex email hits sinboxes

Hi there,
Thanks for your call today, it was a pleasant surprise.
sitting together, talking sh*te for hours. Looking forward to meeting him.

How'd you pull up Sunday morning??? I bought some clothes - very exciting.
I'll have to model them for you on my return. Do you remember you said you'd
pick me up from the airport???? ah ha now you've said it you'll have to go
through with it. I told my dad and he said 'oh he's under the thumb isn't
he?' i said 'no, he's under me a lot though' no i didnt, only je*king.

I have a big week this week, wish me luck alex cause i'll need it. My
sunburn on my back is sore and i need you to rub some moisturiser in for me.
We'll have to get some massage oil too

I have to write a sucky 'thank you' email to clients now, w*nk w*nk.
speaking of w*nking - how was yours??? wish i could have been there to
watch. You have made me c*m a few times, not as good as the real thing but
i guess we have to make do the best we can with what we've got.

The band i saw last night were SO good. I danced like a d*ckhead and a 17
year old tried to pick me up. (well he must have been 18 to get in but
looked about 15) oh alex i so wanted you to be there to hold my hand, i
love music.

hope your week is better than the last. You know you'll be on my mind.
Might just give you a call if you're lucky.

My flight gets in on Wednesday 11th MArch - early...i'll give you the
details when i have them

smile beautiful,
Sharon
xoxo

ps - i couldnt open the email - was it funny?