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Nazi raccoons conquer Europe

 
 
Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 10:25 am
Nazi raccoons conquer Europe
3/9/04

Raccoons released by Hermann Goering in Germany in 1934 to "enrich the Reich's fauna" are threatening to succeed where their Nazi benefactors failed by conquering Europe. They have become so successful that German authorities revealed this week that raccoon numbers are now at record levels - with more than a million in Germany alone.

In neighbouring Austria the first raccoons have also been spotted and info leaflets have been dispatched warning people against feeding or encouraging the North American natives.

Plans are being discussed to employ "raccoon hunters" to try and reduce the scale of the problem and put a bounty on raccoon pelts. The first pair of raccoons were released at Kassel, in the wooded hill country north of Frankfurt, where there are now 100 raccoons per square kilometre - the same density as North America.

Residential homes in Kassel resemble fortresses with mesh wire covering all openings and spikes defending drainpipes and gutters. Rubbish bins are secured with bungee cords or padlocks.

Kassel has hired an animal control officer whose sole duty is to patrol the streets in search of raccoons and answer residents' appeals for help. The city has even paid zoologists from a nearby university to tag and study raccoons in a bid to determine the scope of the problem.

"Kassel is definitely the raccoon capital of Europe," says Ulf Hohmann, head of the raccoon study project. "I'd say 50% of the residents here have had close encounters with raccoons, some of them on a repeated or even regular basis.

"Our job is to educate the public about these marvellous animals as we study their true impact on the European environment."
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 11:16 am
I'd like to place an order for five raccoon pelt lined parkas.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 11:28 am
Nasty little perishers--they're overrunning Toronto, too.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 11:31 am
perishers? Not nearly fast enough!
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Ceili
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 11:32 am
That's almost as funny as P.E.I importing skunks. They thought it would be a boon to the local fur trade industry.
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2004 02:55 pm
Nice, really nice...today Germany, tomorrow the Netherlands...nice, really nice.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2004 04:18 pm
They need to call in the big guns.

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