Riddles

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The manager of a hotel realizes that someone is stealing from the hotel. He comes up with a plan to catch the thief. That evening, he gives everyone a stick and says to sleep with it under their pillow. The stick will grow an inch longer if it is the thief's pillow. The next morning, all the guests come into the lobby with their sticks. The manager picks out the thief. The sticks weren't magic. How did he do it?

Answer: The thief cut his stick an inch shorter so the manager wouldn't notice if it grew.

A woman shoots her husband, holds him under water for five minutes, and hangs him. When she's done, her husband tells her, "Good Job."
How is this possible?

Answer: She's a photographer. She shoots a picture of her husband, holds it under water to develop it, and hangs it up to dry.

A man is convicted to death. He will be spared if he can pick out one real flower in a room full of fake flowers. When he gets in the room, he complains about the heat and opens a window. Soon after, he finds the real flower.

Answer: When he opened the window, a bee came in. It went to the real flower.

A sign at a store says, "If you don't see what you want, you're in the right place." What does the store sell?

Answer: Glasses (the kind for your eyes, not the ones you drink out of.)

Two mothers and two daughters go to the bike shop. Each one of them buys one bike. They come back with three bikes. How is this possible.

Answer: Its a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter. The mother is a daughter and a mother, so its two mothers and two daughters.

The man who makes it doesn't need it, the man who buys it doesn't use it, and the man he gives it to doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?

Answer: A coffin

There is a room with two identical doors. One leads to happiness and good luck, and the other leads to terror and despair. There are two identical robots patrolling back and forth. You can ask one robot one question to find out which door to take. One robot will lie to you, and one will tell the truth. You cannot tell the difference between them. What question do you ask?

Answer: If I asked you which door was safe, what would the other robot say?
Explanation: The lying robot would lie and point to the bad door. The good robot would tell the truth and point to the bad door. Either way, take the door they don't point to.