I got one of those male dollies one Christmas (a pressie from my mother, a fact!)
Anyhoo, flew home and was coming in through customs when ... guess who got stopped and searched? Yep, c'est moi - they found my rubber-boy and not only opened the box, but pulled it out and showed it around. I patiently waited, big red-face and all, until they had their laugh and gave it back to me. Sure I would have run like blazes mortified by the embarassment of it all, I stood there smiling, tapping my foot, waiting, and said snigger all you want boys, I'm not sleeping on the damp-patch tonight!
Brewers droop alleviates the damp patch but it does mean a certain amount of tossing and turning and restless sleep
Brand X wrote:Eva wrote:But what us wimmins really want to know is...
In the inimitable words of kickycan, do the artificially augmented ones have the same "squeezable goodness"?
If you use Fix-A-Flat foam sealer instead of a patch!
Hmmm - yes.... Good point! Just how durable is the "Franken-wienie" in the fray, as it were...
I guess with the right amount of activity they would get frayed.
Did someone mention food associated with breasts? Did osso mention food associated with weinies? The rolatini sounds yummy.
I have a friend who was given a rather impressive arificial male organ as a present after her divorce (her second divorce). She continued using it occassonally after she remarried, but never told her husband about it. One night, it actually turned itself on, vibrating itself off the shelf of the closet where she had it hidden. Her husband mumbled sonething and she said, "Don't worry, I just turned on the dryer." I never thought to get the brand name. Just imagine something that is so hot that it turns itself on????
Diane, I think every guy on here knows exactly what it's like to be hot enough to turn themselves on.
I think I love this forum.
Wienies, Diane, wienies.. get them straight!
wienies, get them straight . . . naah, too easy.
Crooked, you'd rather crooked?
I had a fella with one of them once....dashed odd at first....I thought...well, nemmind....
I have seen a few in my times.......
I think someone around here is going to end up getting a Darwin award
kickycan - such restraint! I'm proud of you.
Gee, I guess I should have shown some restraint a little while ago when I started the "cute nicknames for a women's . . . " thread. Don't bother to look for it, they took it off! Some dope decided to post the "c" word. We were just starting to get some good ones too. My point was that there are so many cute nicknames for penises, but there are almost none for the vagina. it's a valid topic for discussion, isn't it?
Sorry for the sidebar. Now you can all get back to the discussion about "wienies."
Quote:it was like an earthworm darting from a robin. Whoosh! Back into my coveralls.
Safe and secure, but a little bruised, as is my ego.
thanks gus -- that made me LMAO
