As you know, KC, I have become even more expert at it since your damnable "what do you think about while having sex" thread!
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kickycan
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 03:07 am
Aaah, yes, that one was pretty damn brilliant, if I do say so myself. I hope you and your significant other have made a full recovery.
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dlowan
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 04:09 am
Recover......? Never...
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Joe Nation
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 05:43 am
D wrote
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- after all, who more expert than we in keeping men's thingies out of tight places? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
Shouldn't that be in ?
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gustavratzenhofer
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 08:12 am
Once again Ceili came to the rescue...
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Think about Slappy in tube socks.
I put that image in my mind and it was like an earthworm darting from a robin. Whoosh! Back into my coveralls.
Safe and secure, but a little bruised, as is my ego.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 08:21 am
Might I add I was feeling quite embarrassed about this whole incident until I found out about Dlowan getting her breast attacked by a vacuum cleaner.
Padlocks and vacuum cleaners. Destroyers of men and women.
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dlowan
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 02:30 pm
Nah Gus - you should STILL be embarrassed - I never PUT any part of myself in the vacuum cleaner....
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caprice
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 02:52 pm
I wanna hear about this vacuum incident. How did THAT happen? Were you bent over? Close to the vacuum? Was someone playing "tit for tat"? Was the vacuum possessed?
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dlowan
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 03:04 pm
The vacuum was doing what it does. I, never having vacuumed nude before, was unwary - and came too close to the tube while bending over, with the tube in my hand...
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caprice
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 03:07 pm
This is like an onion. Ya peel one layer back, only to reveal more layers. Hmmmmm!!! What wuz ya doin' vacuuming nekkid?
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dlowan
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 03:14 pm
Er, if you read the original post you will find out!
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caprice
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 03:16 pm
Damn it! Do I have to do all the work?
*marches off in a huff*
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caprice
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 03:18 pm
Dang...there are 21 threads matching "vacuum" by author "dlowan"....methinks a fixation is in question here?
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dlowan
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 03:18 pm
Nice huff you got there - was it expensive?
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dlowan
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 03:19 pm
One of them is about my Dyson - another is about the roomba, I believe - I think that is a funny one - something about the evil Craven torturing cats?
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caprice
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 03:25 pm
ohhhhhh! You mean the original thread that Gus was referring to! Okay...
*runs to check thread*
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caprice
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 03:31 pm
I don't think I've ever vacuumed in the buff before, but I can certainly understand your need to be as heat free as possible!
Still....you have one mighty powerful vacuum cleaner there. *LOL*
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dlowan
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 03:32 pm
No damn lol on this end, I can assure you...
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caprice
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 03:44 pm
Heee Heee! Did the neighbours come runnin' to see what all the screachin' was about?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Sun 7 Mar, 2004 04:20 pm
Gus
Gus, the only and obvious solution is for you to make the supreme sacrifice and have yourself an orgasm. We all know what happens to the little fellow after a good one. Should be easy to extract it from the padlock afterwards and it shouldn't hurt one bit cause we all know that males fall asleep after orgasm.
