This thread is for men only! No women!!

*LOL*

Uhm....I've never seen the artificial variety, so I have no comparison. Any guys here willing to offer me a view?

Ok, I'll say it, I prefer real wienies.

A blow up doll would be little hard to explain to the kids......... I just remebered Ally McBeal had one. I can't imagine it would be all that exciting, although there are some mechanized units, I've found quite appealing, but I have to admit a preference for the real thang.

Er - I am talking about AUGMENTED here - not artificial entirely....

Are you referring to the famous BS12? Gus might be interested in reviving this product for the market. It was a big seller back in the mid-70's. Offered during the original craze for dirty movies (Green Door, Deep Throat, etc.) the BS12 was a condom which included 12 inches of broomstick making the average guy have a schlong of a full foot and a half or, as in the case with Gus, a full 16 inches.

The biggest, (no pun intended) problem for the BS12 was it wasn't very portable. You couldn't fold it up and put it in your back pocket, besides I remember some of those damn disco pants didn't have back pockets, so there your customer would be, out on the dancefloor, carrying the thing around in his hands. Not cool. I always advised my customers to leave it (or them, we sold a six pack for $12.00) at home and just make it a surprise.

Can't say if they ever worked as well as the real thing. Never had need to try one myself if I do so say myself, as I used to say, "It's supposed to be a surprise, no need to scare the bejezus outta her!"

It'll need to be a damned good disguise!

Gus, you've got to stop putting that thing in so many dangerous places.

Er, I believe the modern gentleman is able to partake of the miracles of modern plastic surgery as regards his schlong...

The result has always looked a little odd when I have viewed it on tv....

I never heard of the BS12..

Does the BS stand for Bull **** or Big Schlong?

I heard a quote from an eminent plastic surgeon once.

same diff?

Here's a link to the BS12. I did try one for awhile but never had very good results. Like Joe said, it wasn't very convenient to carry around the dance floor and some of the women gave me dirty looks when they saw me toting the damn thing around.

I did try stuffing the BS12 in my pants, to create that "Porn Star" illusion, but it just didn't look quite right.

But anyway, here you go....

The BS12

I saw that thing in a Marty Feldman movie - Every Home Should Have One, or somesuch?

I'll package one up and send it your way, Dlowan.

nah - we have wienies here...

You got that right.

dlowan
dlowan, I think all wienies are artificially augmented in their owner's heads.

BBB

And if you have a pump up implant, do you keep a tire patch kit handy in case you have a flat before you're finished...

"Not tonite, dear, I have a flat."

But what us wimmins really want to know is...

In the inimitable words of kickycan, do the artificially augmented ones have the same "squeezable goodness"?

If you use Fix-A-Flat foam sealer instead of a patch!