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Judgement Day Criteria?

 
 
Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2012 08:47 am
Most Christian faiths believe in some sort of armageddon or judgement day. If this day truly is a day of judgement, there has to be a measure or criteria against which we will be judged right?

For those of you that have a faith, what criteria do you believe God will be judging us against and why?

Slightly more interesting question for those of you who dont believe, what criteria would YOU judge people on if you got to have your very own judgement day?
 
djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2012 08:50 am
@Smileyrius,
i feel we'll be judged on 3 criteria, general knowledge, how we look in a swim suit and a prepared meal
Smileyrius
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2012 08:55 am
@djjd62,
I look pretty good in a prepared meal so thats one of three
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2012 09:08 am
@Smileyrius,
you will get extra points if you can name and spell all the patriarchs in roder and their respective lengths of life.
contrex
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2012 09:08 am
@Smileyrius,
Smileyrius wrote:
a measure or criteria


criteria - plural, criterion, singular


farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2012 09:09 am
@contrex,
oooooh contrex just scored some extra credit
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Smileyrius
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2012 09:46 am
@contrex,
Got schooled. I guess that means its warmer climates for me ^_^
Smileyrius
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2012 09:50 am
@Smileyrius,
although on recount, is there an occurance of the word that is empirically singular?

Either way I fail
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2012 10:17 am
@Smileyrius,
People who have gone thru it (i.e., human death)
nationwide, over years, decades & centuries
upon return to human life, in hospitals,
have attested that u judge your incarnate life
by 2 criteria:

1. Love

and

2. Learning.





David
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2012 11:22 am
@farmerman,
Quote:
you will get extra points if you can name and spell all the patriarchs in roder and their respective lengths of life.


Wait a second, there's a book called roder? The Jewistian Bible I got doesn't have that one. I suppose this means I am doomed.

Or are you speaking with that heavy Brooklyn accent again, where all words ending in 'a' come out sounding like they end in an e and an r? In which case it would still mean doom for me since the book of Rhoda isn't in my Bible either.

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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2012 01:47 pm
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:

i feel we'll be judged on 3 criteria, general knowledge, how we look in a swim suit and a prepared meal


Hey, hey, where does that leave those who're competing for 'Miss Congeniality'?
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Calamity Dal
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2012 11:31 am
@Smileyrius,
God is all forgiving and so whatever happens, you'll be fine as long as you have had a bit of Holy Water splashed across your head. Evian is an acceptable substitute
maxdancona
 
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Reply Fri 2 Nov, 2012 12:56 pm
@Calamity Dal,
Who told you Evian is good enough to get you to heaven?

Before you believe this, look what Evian is when spelled backwards.
Calamity Dal
 
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Reply Sun 4 Nov, 2012 06:21 pm
@maxdancona,
Im trying to sell bottles of water here jeeze
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sun 4 Nov, 2012 06:29 pm
@Calamity Dal,
I sympathize. Max just doesn't like commercial spam.

When performing baptisms, I use Poland Spring water from Maine myself.
roger
 
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Reply Sun 4 Nov, 2012 06:42 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Cain't afford the real stuff from Poland, eh sinner?
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sun 4 Nov, 2012 07:19 pm
@roger,
You know what shipping costs from Poland amount to? I don't take in that much at the Sunday collection. Some sundays it barely runs to four figures. Cheap sinful barstids.
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Smileyrius
 
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Reply Wed 7 Nov, 2012 06:56 am
@OmSigDAVID,
Expand on Love, and on learning.

What/who do you have to love?
By Learning, do you merely increase knowledge?

Why does God give dead people a cheat sheet and send them back?
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Wed 7 Nov, 2012 01:00 pm
@Smileyrius,
Smileyrius wrote:
Expand on Love, and on learning.
Those r the 2 criteria
by which we judge our incarnate lives
after we ex-carnate i.e., after we get out and go thru the tunnel
and have life-review experiences. During my own 2 deaths, during surgery,
I had no memory of this and remember only awakening in the I.C.U.,
but I 'm very pleased to have had a few out-of-body-experiences
in the 1970s and the 1980s awake, which I remember. Thay were kind of short.
I 've met a lot of other people who have had better and longer ones.


Smileyrius wrote:
What/who do you have to love?
Its considered a good idea
to be loving in your relations with others, generally.




Smileyrius wrote:
By Learning, do you merely increase knowledge?
Yes.
www.IANDS.org
Check the link.
U can also go to the New Age sections of book stores
and look for near death experiences.



Smileyrius wrote:
Why does God give dead people a cheat sheet and send them back?
Whatayamean "dead people" ???????
There are no "dead people". Those are just people who have gotten out
of their shells and are not using them, at least not for a while,
like a lobster who molts off his shell and he walks away
in his new soft shell. What he abandons is not the Lobster himself.
Butterflies do something like that too.

ANYWAY, those people have ofen been told
that thay have more work to do. Frequently, that has to do
with their kids, not all of whom have by then necessarily yet been conceived.





David
Smileyrius
 
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Reply Thu 8 Nov, 2012 11:58 am
@OmSigDAVID,
My question was not necessarily coherent. My bad.

Why do you think God only tells people what is expected of them when they aren't in their bodies?

With regard to love, hebrews have four words for the word love.. How do you interpret the word love and how should it be applied?

With regards to knowledge, what knowledge do we have to aquire, and is knowing enough?
 

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