Judgement Day Criteria?

i feel we'll be judged on 3 criteria, general knowledge, how we look in a swim suit and a prepared meal

I look pretty good in a prepared meal so thats one of three

you will get extra points if you can name and spell all the patriarchs in roder and their respective lengths of life.

criteria - plural, criterion, singular

oooooh contrex just scored some extra credit

Got schooled. I guess that means its warmer climates for me ^_^

although on recount, is there an occurance of the word that is empirically singular?

Either way I fail

People who have gone thru it (i.e., human death)
nationwide, over years, decades & centuries
upon return to human life, in hospitals,
have attested that u judge your incarnate life
by 2 criteria:

1. Love

and

2. Learning.





David

Wait a second, there's a book called roder? The Jewistian Bible I got doesn't have that one. I suppose this means I am doomed.

Or are you speaking with that heavy Brooklyn accent again, where all words ending in 'a' come out sounding like they end in an e and an r? In which case it would still mean doom for me since the book of Rhoda isn't in my Bible either.

Hey, hey, where does that leave those who're competing for 'Miss Congeniality'?

God is all forgiving and so whatever happens, you'll be fine as long as you have had a bit of Holy Water splashed across your head. Evian is an acceptable substitute

Who told you Evian is good enough to get you to heaven?

Before you believe this, look what Evian is when spelled backwards.

Im trying to sell bottles of water here jeeze

I sympathize. Max just doesn't like commercial spam.

When performing baptisms, I use Poland Spring water from Maine myself.

Cain't afford the real stuff from Poland, eh sinner?

You know what shipping costs from Poland amount to? I don't take in that much at the Sunday collection. Some sundays it barely runs to four figures. Cheap sinful barstids.

Expand on Love, and on learning.

What/who do you have to love?
By Learning, do you merely increase knowledge?

Why does God give dead people a cheat sheet and send them back?

Those r the 2 criteria
by which we judge our incarnate lives
after we ex-carnate i.e., after we get out and go thru the tunnel
and have life-review experiences. During my own 2 deaths, during surgery,
I had no memory of this and remember only awakening in the I.C.U.,
but I 'm very pleased to have had a few out-of-body-experiences
in the 1970s and the 1980s awake, which I remember. Thay were kind of short.
I 've met a lot of other people who have had better and longer ones.


Its considered a good idea
to be loving in your relations with others, generally.




Yes.
www.IANDS.org
Check the link.
U can also go to the New Age sections of book stores
and look for near death experiences.



Whatayamean "dead people" ???????
There are no "dead people". Those are just people who have gotten out
of their shells and are not using them, at least not for a while,
like a lobster who molts off his shell and he walks away
in his new soft shell. What he abandons is not the Lobster himself.
Butterflies do something like that too.

ANYWAY, those people have ofen been told
that thay have more work to do. Frequently, that has to do
with their kids, not all of whom have by then necessarily yet been conceived.





David

My question was not necessarily coherent. My bad.

Why do you think God only tells people what is expected of them when they aren't in their bodies?

With regard to love, hebrews have four words for the word love.. How do you interpret the word love and how should it be applied?

With regards to knowledge, what knowledge do we have to aquire, and is knowing enough?