Fortunately, Unfortunately

Fortunately, Julian Assange is a little bit bored these days, and has zoned in on finding the truth about the putative sleeper cell. Any fool knows parrots make a lot of noise.

Unfortunately, this flock had taken a vow of silence, in protest of the limited verbiage they were forced to squawk. Polly wanna cracker my ass!

Fortunately, one of them got his revenge on a young man named Brian Fellows...

Kinda long, but the joke is around 4 min to the end...