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@firefly,

Fortunately, The Donald - in his jealousy - found a possible new hairstyle.

@ossobuco,

Unfortunately, after shaving his head, The Donald soon learned that bald isn't always beautiful, and he set out to find a way of growing hair rapidly.

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@firefly,

Fortunately for the Donald, he found that shaving the fur of his rival and processing in a secret manner not only provided Trump Co with another avenue for future business success, but made a nice toupee and new look (resulting in another young wife).

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@Linkat,

Unfortunately, he started pulling his new toupee hair into a ponytail.

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@ossobuco,

Fortunately, the Retriever became the PETA spokesperson in a massive campaign accusing The Donald of animal cruelty.

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@firefly,

Unfortunately, the hairless Retriever suffered from lower self esteem, even though he had a new role in life.

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@ossobuco,

Fortunately, in his new role with PETA, the Retriever made videos, which were posted on YouTube, went viral, and elevated him to rock star status with millions of adoring fans..

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@firefly,

Unfortunately following in the steps of his idol, Lindsay Lohen, he began engaging in all sorts of drugs and alcohol resulting in a dui and ranting and raving about black poodles aka Mel Gibson style...

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@Linkat,

Fortunately, Lindsay saw an instant compatibility.

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@roger,

Unfortunately, they both liked jewelry too much, tending to pick it up and walk away.

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@ossobuco,

Fortunately, the dog, unlike Lindsay, paid for his jewelry before walking off with it. Unfortunately, his tastes ran to rather gaudy bling and rather trashy outfits.

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@firefly,

Fortunately, the Retriever was welcome in many parades around the world.

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@ossobuco,

Unfortunately Lindsay was not welcome - and thus the two broke apart -

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@Linkat,

Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan found work at a circus.

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@Mame,

Unfortunately it cleaning the elephants poop

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@Linkat,

Fortunately, her immediate supervisor was The Golden Retreiver. Blondes work well together.

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@roger,

Unfortunately, the Golden Retriever made certain "demands" as Lindsay bent
over to scoop the poop, and the Golden was dismissed for sexual harassment.

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@George,

Fortunately, the Golden Retriever immediately found a better position getting golf balls out of the pond at Pebble Beach.

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@chai2,

Unfortunately, that was where Tiger Woods was playing and he was girlfriend-free at that point in his life.

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@chai2,

Fortunately, the Parrot showed up to peck at Tiger.

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