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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2012 07:27 am
@ossobuco,
Unfortunately for the parrot, Tiger Woods finally got his first new million dollar corporate endorsement in 5 years: Colby Antiparrot Missile Systems.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2012 07:34 am
@tsarstepan,
Fortunately, two cats combined their individual expertise with yarn to mess up the Missile System Trigger Configuration.
Linkat
 
  2  
Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2012 08:59 am
@ossobuco,
Unfortunately for the parrot - the cats did so for their own personal evil reasons
ossobuco
 
  2  
Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2012 09:04 am
@Linkat,
Fortunately, the Parrot had an escape route - to the Parrot colonies of the San Francisco Bay area.
Linkat
 
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Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2012 11:19 am
@ossobuco,
Unfortunately due to his bright vibrant, the gay community welcomed him (unfortunate because he is not a gay parrot - not that there is anything wrong with)
Jet Fire
 
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Reply Wed 19 Sep, 2012 08:55 pm
@Linkat,
Fortunately, the parrot met a chica parrot named maria, married, and adopted two monkeys. Unfortunately, the monkeys ruined their marriage, and they divorced.
roger
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Sep, 2012 08:57 pm
@Jet Fire,
Fortunately, the monkeys were old enough to be self supporting.
Jet Fire
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Sep, 2012 09:04 pm
@roger,
Unfortunately, both of the monkeys were caught by a poacher and sent to a zoo in America. Fortunately kids visited their cage everyday and fed them peanuts and Oreo cookies.
roger
 
  2  
Reply Wed 19 Sep, 2012 09:15 pm
@Jet Fire,
Unfortunately, they both had severe peanut allergies.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 19 Sep, 2012 09:16 pm
Unfortunately, the two monkeys got very chubby. Bonobos usually aren't chubby.
Linkat
 
  1  
Reply Thu 20 Sep, 2012 06:36 am
@ossobuco,
Fortunately their peanut allergies caused them to get sick and thus lose the added weight and were no longer chubby.
Jet Fire
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 07:33 am
@Linkat,
Unfortunately, they died from the bite of a mosquito carrying west Nile virus. Fortunately, they were reincarnated somehow as Joel and Ethan Coen, now known as the Coen brothers , and entertained a larger group of audience.
Helios
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 08:26 am
@Jet Fire,
Fortunately the story up to now would make one entertaining movie. Unfortunately, one would be hard time finding a director to take on this project.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 12:19 pm
@Helios,
Forunately, Steven Speilberg expressed some interest in directing such a movie.
Linkat
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 12:35 pm
@firefly,
Unfortunately ET go word of this and in a jealous rage threatened to "off" Speilberg
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 12:42 pm
@Linkat,
Fortunately, the Spielbergs have several homes, so ET is having immense trouble finding him.
Ceili
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 08:57 pm
@ossobuco,
Unfortunately, ET has a new 'phone', the apple Iphone5 (cause he's up with all the latest gadgets and all), and it has GPS.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 09:02 pm
@Ceili,
Fortunately, Spielberg has a parrot colony who can defend him from ET.
Besides, ET has gotten into bird studies. He's older now, you know.
Jet Fire
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 11:41 am
@ossobuco,
Unfortunately Spielberg found a more interesting project, and left this project in the dark corner of his desk. Fortunately, the new project was a documentary about the secret life of parrots.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 11:53 am
@Jet Fire,
Unfortunately, it turns out that the parrots featured in the documentary were part of an al Qaeda sleeper cell. Due to national security issues, the entire film was proclaimed as top secret and thusly confiscated by Homeland Security.
 

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