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Sat 21 Feb, 2004 11:46 am
Man got penis stuck in padlock
Story filed: 11:15 Thursday 19th February 2004
A Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock.
Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man after he called emergency services after a sex game went wrong.
A doctor at Moscow's Hospital No.50, where the man was treated, told local daily Moskovsky Komsomolets: "His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."
Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw.
I dont even want to know why he locked it up, probably for darn good reason though
Why does BBB even bother telling these stories? Like getting your penis stuck in a padlock doesn't happen to us all.
Let's hear something unusual, dammit.
I'm still not sure why it would be bent. I'm having trouble picturing what the hell the padlock could do to bend it permanently.
It must have committed a pretty serious crime to warrant being locked up.
If that's a male chastity belt, forget it.
You were considering a male chastity belt before this story, BrandX?
Well, lately I might as well be locked.
Ah. Well, if Kickycan can get some, anyone can.
I may have to call a standby.
Just coz it's called a boner don't mean it's got bones.
Damn my taking chemistry instead of biology all those years ago.
Well...
well...
Well what kind of dumbass sticks that into a damn padlock anyway? (Without trying it out on some other victim first?)
Is it possible that someone told the guy to pick the lock and he simply misheard them?
I've got nothing more to add. I just wanted to bookmark this!
Some penises are bent even without the aid of a padlock.
And so are some people. A friend's wife - who is a doctor - was called out the other night to help in the surgical removal of a shampoo bottle from a man's rectum.
It seems light bulbs are not unusual, either....I guess it IS where the sun don't shine....
I've heard some ambulance officer stories from Sydney's inner city area. Those people see it all.
LOL! I believe it is for enjoyment - on the extreme side, I guess - sometimes.
Like fisting - only, I guess most items discussed here are smaller than that.
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