This thread has actually the opposite effect for mr Diggler, (aka Dan Parfait). He apparently has a Johnsonian member that needs to be wrapped up in restraint lest it abrades upon the concrete.
I dont know about Matisse but ya cant practice for a long dick.
I think Bok Choy (or whoever started this thread) cynically knew that it would turn into a "Parfait pile-on" rather tha a defense of his not so obvious talents.
You ca paint like a fauve till your brushes rot , but just add a huge Johnso to the mix and youre a star