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Are cow utters cow boobs?

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 01:30 pm
Gracie is well known here, and at facebook. Far from being out to get attention, she often goes long periods of time without posting at either site.

She is well known here, and well liked--which is certainly not the cases with you. She is well liked because of her good nature, her natural ebullience, effervescence and lively sense of humor. Those are qualities about which you will never need trouble yourself, being devoid of them.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 01:40 pm
@contrex,
contrex wrote:
It could be an attention troll. Some of the posts look that way. It wouldn't be the first time on A2K.

And you could be an asshole. Some of your posts look that way. It wouldn't be the first time on A2K.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 01:41 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

Gracie, did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?


?
?



Udder disaster.

This is one of Yaya and Keetah's favorite jokes, except they say "Udder destruction!" very dramatically. (Almost Jovian.)
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 01:53 pm
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

This is one of Yaya and Keetah's favorite jokes, except they say "Udder destruction!" very dramatically. (Almost Jovian.)


Are pyrotechnics involved?

http://www.air-and-space.com/20051022%20Edwards/DSC_1652%20B-2A%20pyrotechnics%20l.jpg

UDDER DESTRUCTION!
roger
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 01:59 pm
@chai2,
Was there a cow somewhere in there at ground zero?
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 02:02 pm
@roger,
roger wrote:

Was there a cow somewhere in there at ground zero?


Right behind that cloud of methane gas.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 02:02 pm
@roger,
They don't call 'em the steaked plains for nothin'!
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 02:05 pm
@DrewDad,
http://i.qkme.me/3pbv34.jpg
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Thomas
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 04:58 pm
@GracieGirl,
GracieGirl wrote:
Soooo we're like drinking cow breast milk? http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_6974.gif

Yep. And to sell that milk, they remove the baby immediately after birth, which is traumatic for both. (Less traumatic for the baby, which gets killed and sold to make burgers soon thereafter.)

GracieGirl wrote:
Gross!! Do boy cows have boobs too?

Nope.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 05:05 pm
@Thomas,
Thomas wrote:
GracieGirl wrote:
Gross!! Do boy cows have boobs too?

Nope.



mmmmmmmmmm

Quote:
Male mammals typically have rudimentary mammary glands and nipples, with a few exceptions: male mice don't have nipples, and male horses lack nipples and mammary glands. The male Dayak fruit bat has lactating mammary glands;[27] male lactation occurs infrequently in some species, including humans.
Thomas
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 05:10 pm
@ehBeth,
Well, Setanta and I are male mammals, and obviously we both have boobs. But that's more, like, an overweight thing.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 05:19 pm
@Thomas,
I dunno - they're pretty standard issue.
Thomas
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 05:27 pm
@ehBeth,
Gracie's question, remember, was not if bulls have nipples, but if they have udders ("boobs"). It's the nipples that are standard issue --- but it takes more than a nipple to make a boob.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 05:32 pm
@Thomas,
I know plenty of male boobs.

Many of them post on this board....
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 05:34 pm
@ehBeth,
And males can get breast cancer.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 05:35 pm
@Thomas,
Now there's a sig line...
it takes more than a nipple to make a boob.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 05:53 pm
@Thomas,
takes breast tissue to make a boob - which the majority of male mammals have

takes nipples/teats to get the milk outta the boob

they're kind of a combo order
ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 05:55 pm
@ehBeth,
I keep thinking the thread is supposed to be about annoying cow whisperers.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 05:59 pm
@ehBeth,
She uttered his name softly in the silent space: moooooo.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 06:05 pm
@ehBeth,
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