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Thief left disfigured urinating on a transformer

 
 
vikorr
 
Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 02:38 pm
http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/weird/thief-left-disfigured-after-urine-sets-off-explosion-at-uk-power-plant/story-e6frep26-1226276397467

A MAN was sentenced to a year in prison for attempting to rob a UK power substation that exploded when he urinated against a transformer.

Michael Harper, 36, was permanently disfigured after suffering serious burns in the blast at the electricity substation under a railway arch in Leicester, central England, The Leicester Mercury said today.

The father of two was left burning on the floor by his accomplice, 50-year-old Richard Boyce, who tried to drive off but later was found by police with blistered hands.

The incident last March also left 2000 homes and businesses without power and caused £26,500 ($42,000) damage as the two men tried to take metal from the station last March.

Harper was jailed for a year after pleading guilty to burglary and criminal damage at Leicester Crown Court, while Boyce was sentenced to four years in jail.

Recorder Michael Stephens told Harper that he had "suffered a punishment, it seems to me, already" at the sentencing.

"You were seriously injured and very nearly lost your life and will be permanently disfigured," Stephens said.
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Fido
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 04:00 pm
@vikorr,
The price we often pay for getting pissed and pissing...
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 05:50 pm
@vikorr,
In Germany, they told us the story of a GI who urinated off a railroad bridge. Boy, did he get a surprise when he hit the track's hot line.

You hear everything in the Army, so don't try to take that one to the bank and cash it.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 06:23 pm
Transformers
More than meets the eye
Transformers
Robots in disguise . . .


http://www.dan-dare.org/FreeFun/Images/CartoonsMoviesTV/TransformersWallpaper800.jpg
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 07:52 pm
@vikorr,
pissing on an electric fence requires that you wear rubber boots with dry socks.
Fido
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2012 05:57 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

pissing on an electric fence requires that you wear rubber boots with dry socks.
And he was likely sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar...
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vikorr
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2012 08:56 pm
@Setanta,
Setantat - you're right - never piss on a transformer. Damn, you'd get more than just fried with that lot.
Fido
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2012 06:35 am
@vikorr,
I think that was the idea behind the word: Disfigured... He likely had a burnt weenie without a bun to hold it in..
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