euthanasia should be legalized in the UK n penalty droped for assisted suicide

I'm not from UK nor am I in college. Perhaps, you could state your opinion? After all, you're the one who is getting graded.

Hmm...
I can't say as see I a reason for wanting to euthanize college students.

Could you explain why you don't want to allow them Spam? Many people like Spam, find it quite tasty when prepalated in certain ways, though I must say I never associated it as useful for euthanizing a person...or is that meant as comfort food for the person who is assisting?

perhaps a slow euthanasia through cholesterol build up

If you let the Spam sit for about a month in the sunlight, I could see it as an effective euthanizing agent - particularly in UK colleges. After all, with all the beer those whacky university kids drink, they might think it a delicacy.

djjd62 and Ragman, very good points. I hadn't thought of those beneficial aids that Spam could bring with it towards obliterating the life of the pesky college kid, partying away at all hours...so much so that they couldn't even complete their own assignments and had to get folks on the Internet to do it for them.

Perhaps our OP would like to indicate more on why this is being done. Are they perhaps a professor?