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Tue 27 Jan, 2004 06:38 pm
Quote:Sell your body to science and live to enjoy the profit. The Body Bucks course is the fastest and easiest way to start earning money by selling your renewables and by participating in medical studies.
This is for real! Send $34.95 (that's less than you'll get for selling your first pint of blood!) to New Canoe University and get answers to these burning questions:
During what years does your body have its highest value?
What is the ideal height for a sperm donor?
Where do you find the "kidney belt"?
Is it really possible to earn five figures doing this part-time?
Body Bucks Course
Thanks for the information, Mr. Stillwater. I'm always looking for a way to make a quick buck, and if it means selling parts of my body.... so be it.
You appear to have gotten good use out of it and whaddya know, those penis pills maybe a good investment after all!!
Montana, sweetie, we can't match all those wonderful gifts, but we can offer you an open invitation to stay with us anytime you are in Denver---which we hope is soon!!!
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Wonder if I could ever visit in Denver?
And when you do visit, make these your first stops
Bonfils Blood Bank
Cryogram Colorado
Colorado Donor Alliance
Could cover the cost of the visit and a little something for Diane
At last, I will reap the rewards of my vigilantly maintained Purity of Essence.
patiodog wrote:At last, I will reap the rewards of my vigilantly maintained Purity of Essence.
Get a grip on yourself man!!!
Oops! Sorry, p. scum. I try to keep track of my sanity, but there's not much to be had around here. Nope, slim pickings for sure...
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